SammytheK

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno more about puppies! Click Here to learn more!

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as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

(Source: primadonis, via fake-mermaid)

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via idfrickleyourfrackle)

rickymartinofficial:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

thank you israel

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shoutoutthetime:

This makes me violently uncomfortable.

shoutoutthetime:

This makes me violently uncomfortable.

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New sidebar! #EyelashWings

New sidebar! #EyelashWings

(Source: fuckyeahbiancadelrio)

catswbu:

this is the cutest thing ever

catswbu:

this is the cutest thing ever

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via whyarenogoodusernamesavailible)

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

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thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

(via holding-up-harry-osborn)

easterelf:

shutupgrayce:

conflictingheart:

Animals Jumping on Trampolines

This is the only thing to make me laugh today.

OMG THE BISON THOUGH HIS LITTLE TAIL WAGGING AS HE MUSHES HIS FACE IN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via holding-up-harry-osborn)

nonphallic-eclairs:

girljanitor:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

nonphallic-eclairs:

girljanitor:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

(via wickedgirlssavingourselves)