i bet sulu texts scotty down in engineering to talk about the drama czar he has to sit next to all day
[text] drama czar is at it again
[text] aye? can you record it? or patch in audio from the bridge to engineering?
[text] i can try. let me ask if recording dewices were inwented in russia
[text] now you're just being mean, laddie
[text] ten credits say i can get him to tell spock a joke
[text] I want to be on the bridge for this. wait five minutes, I'm on my way
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.